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DealDotCom.

With a name like that, my scam and hype alarm just couldn’t stop ringing when I first saw it. Still, the money making opportunist in me didn’t want to miss out on any genuine good deal. So I skimmed through the page just in case.

You’re Three Minutes Away From Becoming Smarter, Wealthier, and More Attractive to the Opposite Sex!

…was the cheesy headline that hit me right smack in the face. Sheesh… Here we go again. Get rich quick. Your dream comes true. Deal of your lifetime. Deal of the century. Yeah yeah. So, yawn… what else is new?

“What’s in it for me?”… you ask? Five words:

Permanent Lifetime Two-Tier Commissions

Commissions? Sales commissions, affiliate marketing, sprung straight up in my mind. Two-tier? Whoa. Always a magnet to me. Permanent lifetime? Huh? As in forever?

Permanent Lifetime Two-Tier Commissions.

Are you serious? I sat up to pay more attention.

Anything that they–your referrals–ever buy… nets you a 35% commission. Notice the word “ever” in the previous sentence… as in FOREVER… Anything people on your second tier buy nets you a 15% commission. Again, FOREVER.

Decent what’s-in-it-for-me, yeah? But what do they sell? It ain’t no good giving me “Permanent Lifetime Two-Tier Commissions” when nobody wants what they are selling.

Anything and everything related to building an online business, increasing traffic, monetizing your websites, blogging, web design… in short, we sell all things Internet Marketing… at huge discounts here on DealDotCom.

Internet marketing stuff, huh? Hmm… A huge market. A lot of people spending money here. I myself have spent a fair bit buying all the internet marketing stuff. The potential of big affiliate commissions is there.

This is getting to be too good a deal. There must be a catch somewhere.

Each day, we only have ONE product for sale… at an insanely low price… an extremely limited number of copies… available until it sells out, or until midnight the next night…”

Aha! There’s the catch. Doesn’t sound too bad to me though.

OK. I’m sold. Quick. Tell me what I need to do right now…

…is click that link on the left of this page that reads “Get Your Free Account Now“, and… get your free account.

Duh. That’s obvious. But who cares? Free is my favorite 4-letter F-word. Is it yours too?

Then tell everyone about how awesome we are, and give them your affiliate link…

…which is what I’m doing right now. That’s obvious, right?

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